Those of you who get cable might have never seen it, but for some of us, City Guys is the highlight of our saturday afternoon. My favorite is El-Train.

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Are you a Jew? Do you tell them they can have your gun when they pry it from your cold, dead hands? Then you might just want to join JPFO: Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership.

Le Roi est mort, declared the newspapers upon his death. A king without a country, Joshua A. Norton declared himself Emperor Norton I of these United States in 1859. Was he a charlatan? A genius? Royalty? Or maybe all three? We may never know.

On the bookshelf: Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson.

Ahhh. Air French Band. I won't waste your time with witty post-modern banter about the cool of kitsch or "sleazy blaxploitation groove(s)" and "naive rave-culture idealism." Fact is, Nicholas Godin and Jean Benoit Dunckel make up the coolest band this side of the Seine.

Mildly addictive, stimulating, entrancing: no, it's not nicotine. It's Set.

It is difficult to sort out this war of websites, but apparently the satirical Landover Baptist site is opposed by both the Anti-Christian Sentry as well as Objective: Landover Baptist Shutdown.

I admit it, I'm obsessed with the Food Network. This site is for all of you who root for Chen Kenichi and get goosebumps when the hear the gong of fate. While I love this show, I still find it bizarre that people cheer for garlic.

My friend Todd Egaas crops up in some very strange places on the web. An ad man in New York ran across him here, and apparently none of us knew that Todd was a "Role Play Winner" in a high school german competition back in 1993! Go Todd! Hey, it beats being a porn star.

Although I don't speak spanish, apparently Mieltxo Saralegi is the stone lifting champion of the world.

Brilliant, insightful and radical historian Howard Zinn challenges traditional notions of history. His opus A People's History of the United States forever altered my view of American History.

Two of my my favorite COPS spoofs would have to be Troops and the Cartman thing from South Park.

Possibly the greatest fantasy movie ever made, The Beastmaster starred Marc Singer and beautiful slave girl Tanya Roberts. Who cares if the reviews aren't the best and it's on TBS constantly? It captured my young imagination and for years I daydreamed of having ferrets, tigers, and eagles at my beck and call.